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Alec Baldwin to Charlie Sheen: "Beg for your job back."

Alec Baldwin to Charlie Sheen: You can't win

Alec Baldwin is offering troubled former "Two and a Half Men" star Charlie Sheen some tough love and telling the fired actor—who is suing Warner Bros. Television for $100 million—to sober up and beg for his job back.

"You can't win. Really. You can't," Baldwin says in a new Huffington Post editorial, warning Sheen that network studio execs believe "no actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit. And, in that regard, they are often right. Add to that the fact that the actor who is torturing their diseased egos is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter, and they really want you to go."

Baldwin advises Sheen to take a time out and make amends with "Two and a Half Men" executive producer Chuck Lorre. "Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck," he writes. "Go on 'Letterman' and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B'Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back."

The "30 Rock" star concludes by telling Sheen to get his act together.

"Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it's not too late," he says. "Beg for America's forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back. You are a great television star. And you've got the gig. As I learned from closely observing Tony Bennett so I could impersonate him on 'SNL,' this is supposed to be fun."

"P.S....," he adds, "buy Cryer a really nice car."



How can gilbert gottfried can get his job back as a quacker?

Pretty easy ....Just by screaming anti-semitism!!! 

Aflac fires duck voice Gottfried over tweets

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Disability insurer Aflac Inc fired comedian Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of its iconic duck on Monday after a series of Twitter jokes about the earthquake in Japan, Aflac's most important market. 

Gottfried fired off a dozen jokes on the social media service over the weekend, all riffing in one way or another on the devastating earthquake and subsequent tsunami. One joke suggested Japan needed an urgent shipment of rubber ducks, though many tended toward the crude and sexual.


What do Japanese Jews like to eat?

Hebrew National Tsunami.

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Unlike sheen, goatfried is 100% jew. 


He'll be back on no time. 

Isn't it utterly disgusting that thousands of people  lost their lives  and the "funny ones"  find materials to make crude & vulgar humor out of such devastating tragedy since the nuclear bombs dropped sixty something years ago? 

Back to charlie....

He is winning! 

Millions of gullible, alex jones worshipping zombies for sure. 


I can't look at some of those pictures without getting upset.  I know how cold it is in Japan this time of year - I'm amazed at the stamina of some of the elderly there who were trapped in debris (and water) for two days.  It's a miserable situation and no joke is appropriate. 

Japan is Aflac's biggest market?  Who cleared this?  Some moron?

He should twitter this

and see how long he lasts in Hollyweird.


This offensive Japan comments list is getting longer ....

So far,  I have counted three chosen tribal members, one token black and  one must have crypto zio-Xtian - gottfried, alec sulkin, larry kudlow, 50 cent & glenn beck.

From wiki:

alec sulkin

In March 2011, Sulkin caused a controversy by posting the following remark on Twitter: "If you wanna feel better about this earthquake in Japan, google 'Pearl Harbor death toll.'" Sulkin made the comment one day after the 2011 Sendai earthquake, which killed over 2000 people in Japan. Sulkin later apologized and deleted the remark.

 Sulkin began dating comedian Sarah Silverman in early 2010. The pair met via Twitter, after Silverman sent him a personal message. They split up months later (October 2010) and still remain good friends.

Kudlow, speaking during a live segment about the global economy on Friday, said, "The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll, and we can be grateful for that."


50 tweeted: "It's all good, 'til bitches see their Christian Louboutins floating down da street." "Shit gone get crazy." 

Referring to the tsunami, he wrote: "Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys going to try to go surfing."

Glenn Beck addressed the earthquake in Japan, and said he thinks that it could be a "message [is] being sent" by God.

 Speaking on his radio show Monday, Beck said, "I'm not saying God is, you know, causing earthquakes," before quickly adding, "I'm not not saying that either."

How did I post it twice??

oppsie! swwwry........

The Israelis have their priorities straight:

Tel Aviv - Israel Fears Sushi Shortage after Japan Quake

Tel Aviv - While Japan continues to deal with the aftermath of last Friday’s devastating earthquake and tsunami, and has yet to recover from one of the greatest disasters in its history, Israelis fear a shortage in the ingredients of one of their favorite dishes: Sushi.


Glenn Beck addressed the earthquake in Japan, and said he thinks that it could be a "message [is] being sent" by God.

Maybe "God" is punishing the Japanese for their "anti-Semitism"

The Chinese have no such prejudices.

This event taking place on 3-11-11, another weird date and the anniversary of the Madrid train bombings gets my suspicions up.

Charlie Sheen is more true to himself than Alex Jones is. Even though he has drug problems, he's more himself and doesn't pretend to be something he's not like Jones does.

I agree, Infinite. I watched the original interview that the mash-up music video posted by musique (below) was based on, and I like his irreverent, fuck-you-all attitude. He definitely likes himself a bit too much, but at least there's honesty there, even if he does exaggerate a bit by making himself out to be some sort of superhuman deathproof drug hero. 

I do like that music video, though. Funny stuff.

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