A klog is mir! We just received news that a a direct hit was made by a quasam rocket on a chicken coop in Sderot yesterday.
Oy gevalt, at least ten chickens have been diagnosed with panic symptoms, and there are rumours of an acute shortage of chicken soup in southern Israel for the next twelve hours.
Chicken against Zionism called today for an end to the violence. They published their collective cluck on Hens Sans Frontiers, the official voice of Chickens for Peace.
The Deputy of British Chickens is calling on chickens around the world to unite against hamasnik terror, and Boychick Greenstein of the Independant Chicken Voice and Brighton Unemployed Layers Centre has called for a world-wide strike on egg production.
Sderot shall not burn! An egg for an egg!
United against minor injuries
A klog is mir — Woe is me.
Oy gevalt, at least ten chickens have been diagnosed with panic symptoms, and there are rumours of an acute shortage of chicken soup in southern Israel for the next twelve hours.
Chicken against Zionism called today for an end to the violence. They published their collective cluck on Hens Sans Frontiers, the official voice of Chickens for Peace.
The Deputy of British Chickens is calling on chickens around the world to unite against hamasnik terror, and Boychick Greenstein of the Independant Chicken Voice and Brighton Unemployed Layers Centre has called for a world-wide strike on egg production.
Sderot shall not burn! An egg for an egg!
United against minor injuries
A klog is mir — Woe is me.
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I wonder if they will be added to the israli death toll...
I used to think the palistinians were the victims, but this puts it all into perspective for me
Joking aside, the IDF has censored information on what really happened in the ground invasion of Gaza.
The Palestinians refuse to succumb to defeat in the face of flagrant Israeli war crimes. Saleh Al-Naami reports from Gaza.
In an interview with Yediot Aharonot’ s online edition in Hebrew, Israeli Colonel Mikey Sharbit spoke of the “ferocious” resistance the Israeli occupation army has encountered in Gaza. Speaking from his hospital bed after being injured in northern Gaza Sharbit, who previously served as an artillery commander in the 2006 war on Lebanon, denounced the Israeli media’s disregard of the competence of Hamas’s fighters and the nature of the ground war the Israeli army has experienced in the past two weeks.
“It’s a war of ghosts,” he said. “We don’t see the fighters… they emerge as if from underground. We move on the ground with the feeling that beneath us an underground city of ghosts is moving too.”
Such statements illuminate the gap between what Israel’s political leaders are saying and what its military commanders are experiencing since the war started on 27 December. The latter insist that Hamas’s Ezzeddin Al-Qassam’s Brigades have not been affected and remain capable of pursuing the battle for the foreseeable future. Even Rony Daneyl, Israel’s Channel 2 pro-war military commentator, told audiences this week that he is prohibited by the army from referring to the problems it has encountered on the ground and which have deterred it from advancing almost three weeks after the start of the war and despite the hundreds of tons of missiles the Israeli air force has showered on the Palestinians.
White phosphorous but no white flag