Israeli Scientists patent CCD resistant bee strain

We have Orchard Bees, that are actually a type of fly. Easy to grow in some flower bush on the farm, they will pollinate everything. They are not succeptable to the CCD or anything like that.

But we must take care of the bees too, lest something happen to Mother Nature's backup plan hmm!

When asked about the potentially devastating ecological consequences of the Ziobee's tendency to demolish the hives of it's native neighbour, the Palestinian Paper Wasp, Israeli Apiary Institute spokesman Abe Buzowitz said "Well yes, we did ask Ariel Sharon to keep his hair-net on during the gene-splicing procedure, but if the Paper Wasps don't like it, there's plenty of room in Jordan".

"The ziobees have the curious habit of draining the fluids from the larvae of other colonies each spring, then mixing the fluid with pollen and rolling it into small balls" according to an anonymous source.

..yah, they will boycott goy beekeepers and sting their children to death, laying their eggs like the parasitic wasps they are!

How fitting, that the new bee prefers other hives' larders. I'd also speculate that this new Ziobee makes others' lives harder.

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Handy, thanks bro. I learn something new every day too.

I think you're right about certain sites 'implying' the quotations into the hyperlink or image code, because when you highlight an area that includes an image or a hyperlink that you created without quotations and then view the source code, the quotations are invariably there.

use the command (Without the spaces between)

& lt ;
to display rather than execute <

and

& gt ;
to display rather than execute >

I learn something every day!

I think that this editor "implies" the quotes into any web address it recognizes as such. That is why pasting an address into text shows it high lighted.

Not all editors do that. I learned on old school style.

What's your trick for getting the code to show up without it converting to an image?

..that's freakin' amazing! by genetically hybridizing the ziobees with their own genes, the colonies will steal and starve the others to death, and be loyal only to their own!
..freakin black sea ticks and spanish banana slugs, lol; you have really outdone yourself on this one claymoremind! =D

Clay, I never use quotes in my hyperlinks or img src='s and they come out fine.

That's done without quotations.

The image code I put in the last message was interpreted as a real image... naturally enough. It is too early in the morning and the coffee hasn't kicked in yet. Anyway, host the images somewhere like Photobucket and copy the image code provided on the Photobucket site to your comment or blog entry.

The syntax for images is (exactly)

<img rel="lightbox" src="The image address">

The quotes are critical.

Example:
<img rel="lightbox" src="http://static.flickr.com/119/305386566_259445bbca_m.jpg">

gives you

The code is...

Put the images on an image hosting service such as Photobucket and take it from there.

Since i am a bit dense when it comes to HTML, i was wondering if someone would be kind enough to reply to this with the HTML figures needed to paste jpeg images onto this site?

Sorry that this was not a reply to your excellent article, which gave me a few laughs.

Good work.

Truly ingenious!

Wonder where they have got that amazing idea from?

Another victory for Israeli science!