Intel Inc helps Israeli military's oppression of Palestinians

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The computer chip maker Intel is reportedly having great success with its latest products designed to fight terrorism while serving as peace offerings. The devices, termed Magic Terrorist View Screens, are essentially handheld mirrors delivered to Palestinian children in Gaza.

“We wanted young Palestinians to question their involvement in terrorism,” explains Saul Rosen, spokesman for Intel-Israel. “By seeing themselves as terrorists every time they look into the Magic View Screen, they will turn against their parents and renounce violence.”

Intel has five plants in Israel, but the devices are manufactured in the United States, since their design was developed in partnership with noted toy makers. Then the devices are shipped to Israel for distribution by female IDF soldiers, as seen in the photos below. The IDF women give them to young Palestinians for free, which allows the Israeli women make friends of young people that might otherwise become terrorists.

“Gaza is a test market,” Rosen added. “Soon we will introduce the product to all nations known to support terrorism, such as Iraq, Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan, and Russia. With further refinements, the device will also be distributed to children in Europe and North America. We hope it will make young people understand that they are all potential terrorists and anti-Semites.”

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Submitted by Abdul-Alhazred on Tue, 2007-10-02 04:15

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