The Jewish state has long been denounced internationally for their attrocious human rights abuses abd for using a multitude of weapons against the peoples of the lands  they occupy.

The short list of some of the conventional and non-conventional weapons used against Palestinians include tanks, drones (DIME), rubber bullets, blockades and rats, allegedly (yes, you read that right, fucking rats).

To stifle some of the criticism, the Israeli police have invented a new, non leathal, but no less inhumane and demoralizing weapon for the Palestinians who would dare criticize the fact that the IDF shut off the supply of food, water, medicines and fuel to Gaza.

 

So without further ado, The Mishteret Yisrael proudly introduces Skunk, the only crowd control weapon that can also be used as an obnoxious party favor.

 

Coming soon to an American protest near you!

 

"Imagine the worst, most foul thing you have ever smelled. An overpowering mix of rotting meat, old socks that haven't been washed for weeks - topped off with the pungent waft of an open sewer.

Imagine being covered in the stuff as it is liberally sprayed from a water cannon.

Then imagine not being able to get rid of the stench for at least three days, no matter how often you try to scrub yourself clean.

The beauty of Skunk - if beauty is the right word - is that it is said to be completely organic.

'Secret' ingredients

No illegal chemicals, no proscribed substances - just a thoroughly disgusting mix of yeast, baking powder and a few other "secret" ingredients.

"It's totally harmless, you can even drink it," boasted Superintendent Harosh - as though encouraging me to swallow a mouthful.

The Israeli police force has high hopes of turning Skunk into a commercial venture and selling it to law-enforcement agencies overseas."

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Submitted by Maasanova on Sun, 2008-10-05 07:20

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