Obama's dog choice for girl's new "first" puppies - African Spotted Mastiffs
Chicago-- Future White house Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel today announced that the Obama family has chosen a pair African Spotted Mastiffs as the new "First" puppies. The Obama girls will be getting a pair of the rare breed puppies from a litter that was just born in Mombassa, Kenya.
Odinga kennel owner Mbugi Odinga shows the mother of the new litter of African Spotted Mastiffs that will send two puppies to the Obama White House
"For years the White House has been the home of various small European breeds of dogs, so we thought it would be a healthy to bring in a more exotic type of dog that represents the diversity that the American people embraced with the election. It goes well with our theme of CHANGE" Emmanuel said at a press briefing in Chicago.
"These dogs are wonderful protectors for children in Africa and will provide lots of exercise for the White House Press Corp. Plus, they're eco-friendly because they're famous for cleaning up any dead and dying debris that might be on the White House grounds" First Lady elect Michelle Obama added.
Upon hearing of the choice of the first puppies, Obama nemesis Attorney Phil Berg immediately questioned the pedigree of the new White House canine companions.
"They say these are African Spotted Mastiffs, but we have information that Odinga Kennels in Mombassa is breeding hyenas with baboons and passing them off as African Spotted Mastiff dogs. I call upon the AKC (African Kennel Club) to inspect the Mombassa Odinga kennel facilities and release the pedigree for this recent litter" Berg said in a released statement.
The Kenyan government has sealed all canine breeding records for the breeding facility in the interest of protecting national trade secrets.
Odinga Kennels in Mombassa released a statement that the pedigrees for the new first puppies will be kept under seal for trade purposes.__________________________________________________
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Submitted by Claymoremind on Fri, 2008-11-07 21:21
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You got me!
I thought it was real all the way down to "israel asks US foreign aid be paid in Euros'!!!
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