Congratulations!
WUFYS, whose name was submitted in this contest by LA Weekly, has been chosen by the Obama transition team to spend your holidays in the enchanting tropics, where you're sure to get a lovely suntan and all the MRE's you can eat.
You'll be pumped full of fun drugs, to increase your awareness of all things NWO by doctors who have lost their license, but got a job working for us.
You'll enjoy hours and hours of water sports that will leave you gasping for air. Really.
Love dogs? We've got 'em by the dozens, especially large, unruly, flesh-eating Rottweilers, who've developed a taste for male gonads.
Yes, you're going to GITMO, home of the orange jump suit and enhanced interrogations.
Be sure to be home this morning at 3 am, when some of our customer service reps will sneak into your house and literally whisk you away to Cuba.
No need to dress for the occasion, as we will provide the black hood and shackles needed for your extended stay at our quality resort.
Dick Cheney gives it "Five thumbs up.... your ass!!!
GITMO is a subsidiary of Abu Ghraib, which is owned by Blackwater, which has merged with KBR, which is part of Goldman Sachs, who now owns the US Treasury Department and is controlled by the Federal Reserve, all of which are part of ZIO Inc.
ZIO Inc. is NOT an equal opportunity employer, you must be a Tribe member or confirmed Zionist and DOES discriminate on the basis of religion, national origin, race and political affiliation.
I think we were just nominated and that the winner is yet to be announced. The competition is daunting this year.
More nomination statements to follow!
i could use a change of climate
So when you say hours and hours of water sports is this what you mean?
How about cigars... romeo & Juliets or or MonteCristos....
i can just see it now....on the beach with a nice cigar some cuban coffee mmm mm!!
i cant wait!!!! so you said around 3am, i'll be waiting outside.......SHOTGUN!!!!!.